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Jun 21

Final Fantasy Games Summed Up

Final Fantasy: Some jerk in armor says he'll knock you down. You kick his ass and he becomes a god.
Final Fantasy II: David Bowie decides Earth isn't enough to rule so he takes Heaven and Hell too.
Final Fantasy III: Stormy weather is a pain in the ass and also kinda hot. Also, Onions.
Final Fantasy IV: The world's slowest on the uptake knight decides to turn good just as his best friend decides to bitch about the friendzone and try to kill him. This leads to them beating up Darth Vader and flying to the moon to fight a cockroach.
Final Fantasy IV The After Years: How much shit can happen to the same guy twice?
Final Fantasy V: An awkwardly named boy sets off on a quest to chop down a tree.
Final Fantasy VI: The Joker decides to kill Hitler and blow up the planet. Also, opera.
Final Fantay VII: A goth with an Oedipus complex decides to ruin the life of a roleplayer with severe issues.
Final Fantasy VIII: High school sucks. Having to kill between classes and beat up an old witch while your teacher hits on you sucks even more.
Final Fantasy IX: Goku sets off with a girl and some Muppets to lay the smack down on his S&M fetishist brother and his robot overlord boss. Also, food.
Final Fantasy X: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy...? Also, abusive dads suck.
Final Fantasy X-2: Charlie's Angels go looking for a blonde bishie who may or may not be alive.
Final Fantasy XI: Square Enix used Ultima! Time K.O.!
Final Fantasy XII: Aladdin joins the Rebel Alliance and beats up Judge Dredd. Also, bunny girls.
Final Fantasy XII Revenant Wings: He may look like Jesus, but he hates your guts. Also, flying judge!
Final Fantasy XIII: The Robot Pope decides he's had enough, so it's up to a pissed off soldier, Duke Nukem's surfer cousin, Richard Pryor, and two Aussie lesbians to save the world.
Final Fantasy Type-0: High school really, really, sucks
Final Fantasy XIII-2: Axl Rose is pissed, so he decides to kill time, literally.
Final Fantasy XIV: Buggier than Yevon and Zeromus combined, enjoy waiting for the rerelease.
Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII: Majora's Mask with a cyberpunk aesthetic.
Final Fantasy XV: Derpy Goths do stuff...eventually. If it doesn't get delayed again.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Church is actually the Demons. Oh snap.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: One boy decides to stage an intervention for his Final Fantasy addicted friends.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy: DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi with all your old friends. Also, Kefka trolls everyone.
Dissidia 12: Kain joins with Lightning and a thousand fan art pieces were born.

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Jun 20

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1los:

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Nigga stole my bike

vindicar:

askprincessmolestia:
Ask Princess Molestia #335
That makes a lot of sense… O_O

I still say that Reveal and E3 were a marceting ploy. Make the console seem as shitty as possible and THEN go “We listen to fans! LOOK AT THAT!”. Especially one thing, M$ did say that DRM CAN’T be removed because the whole system was built around it. And what they are gonna rebuild the whole thing now? Lies, lies, lies, even more lies.

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Jun 19

Tumblr in a nutshell

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Jun 18

mythic-swirl:

didyouknowgaming:
Mario Kart 8.
http://www.vgfacts.com/trivia/2680/
OOC: Strange Thought… Anti Grav Racer… Mario… I know its unlikely they would, but… what if Captain Falcon is an unlockable character in it?… ya, stupid, I know…

If C.Falcon is unlockable I may seriously start to think about getting WiiU

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WOAAAH AN ANIMAL CROSSING GIVEAWAY WOAAAH

moopone:

blastortoise:
So recently I hit 1k followers and that to me is a pretty great tumblr milestone. So to thank my followers, people who reblogged my posts and just anyone who has just supported me on this site I’ve decided to thank you guys by giving a little something back
SO
What am I giving away?
Well I have seen a lot of my followers and people I follow really excited about the new Animal Crossing game. So it only makes sense I would be giving that away.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
I will also be giving away a 3DS to the winner, the 3DS will come with all the furnishings *charger, stylus etc* AND the winner will get to choose what colour the 3DS will be.
You don’t need to be following me *but if you do you get to see my raw ass blogging skills on a regular basis* to be eligible and reblogs will count.
The contest will end June 20, 2013 and the winner will be picked that day
Also I will pay for the shipping to anywhere unless you live on mars or some ridic shit.
So let’s recap
Reblog
Get a chance to win Animal Crossing: New Leaf AND a 3DS of your colour preference
Contest ends June 20th
So thank you all again for your support and being so cool.
I really want a 3DS and animal crossing *A*

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