PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
(via fatcakes)
relena-dark asked: Treasure Chest opened! You acquired a mysterious oil lamp.
“Is this? It can’t be… Must check!” He rubs the side of the lamp with his hand
When Pewny rubs the lamp, red smoke starts coming out and a menacing looking genie appears and with a deep, booming voice he says “Who dares to disturb my slumber?“
He takes a few steps back, surprise clearly visible on his face, he never expected this to work “U-um… Name’s Pewny mister genie… I found your lamp but I never expected it to be real”
you burn your hand. pretty slick move moron. its been lit for the past 2 hours.
He drops the lamp to the ground “Ouch… Well that was stupid”
relena-dark asked: Treasure Chest opened! You acquired a mysterious oil lamp.
“Is this? It can’t be… Must check!” He rubs the side of the lamp with his hand
Anonymous asked: Rarity along with another mare leaned forward to kiss the head. The other mares gathered around to start massaging his body.
He moans out at the kiss, murring from the massage given by other mares, he is going to definitely enjoy this.
Anonymous asked: "Th-this doesn't really seem proper." Rarity stammered.
He sits down, trying to present it better “It doesn’t seem like anyone gathered here would mind though~”
Anonymous asked: One of the red faced mares hesitantly leaned in and gave it a nuzzle.
He murrs happily and nods at the others, inviting them too
Anonymous asked: Rarity turned beat red as her eyes darted between all the other flustered mares in the room.
He keeps on presenting it, giving all mares a ‘go on, it doesn’t bite’ look
Anonymous asked: This made her go red in the face. "I uh, erm. *ahem* How about we discuss that later?" This got a giggle out of the other mares.
“Why later, hmmm~?” He opens his hind legs to better show off the part he had in mind to the gathered mares
Anonymous asked: "Well I mean, what else is there to measure? I've already gone over you once." Rarity replied.
(Read as: Me misreading earlier ask. But I will roll with it)
“Well, I can think of one place you didn’t measure, but I doubt you would do this~” He winks at her and all the other mares.
Anonymous asked: "Ohh that one will turn out nicely!" She exclaimed. "Well, if you stick around long enough you just might be the first to get to try my new line of Griffon clothing."
He chuckles out “I suppose I will then. Anywho, if you are done photographing my body, how about actually measuring it?”
Anonymous asked: "Just how long do you plan on being here in ponyville Pewny?" Rarity asked as she finished taking pictures.
“I don’t know yet, but probably for a longer while” He nods, flexing as she takes the photos
Anonymous asked: "You really think so?" The unicorn replied as she finished taking photos. "Well, that's about all I can do for now. Actually, I don't recall hearing your name. I'm Rarity, and yo are?"
“I sure do” He nods. For a split second he gets an idea to make up a name, but decides to use his real one anyway “My name’s Pewny”
Anonymous asked: "OOH!" She gasped as she snapped a couple of photos. "I wonder how much I could make on a line of Griffon clothing?" She thought out loud.
“Well, I think you could make a LOT, miss Rarity” He replies, not even knowing anything about if griffons even like to wear clothing.
Anonymous asked: She soon returned with a camera. "Could I get a nice, big, sexy smile please?" She asked polity.
“But of course!” He says and as requested, gives her the most sexy smile he can get out of himself.