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Mario: Pictures of his friends
Dr. Mario: Mario’s side blog where he reblogs health and safety textposts
Luigi: Reblogs from Mario, long-winded passive-aggresive text posts, constantly reminds people to tag their ghosts
Peach: Pictures of food and cute things
Bowser: ALLCAPS SHITPOSTING, always reblogs Jr. and the Koopalings
Bowser Jr/Koopalings: Shitposting, memes, reblogs from Bowser
Rosalina: Photos of space, cute stuff for kids
Yoshi: Pictures of food, arts and crafts
Wario: Pure, unfiltered, nonstop shitposting, a ridiculous amount of Vines
Donkey Kong: Text posts that are only one or two words long, blog autoplays the DK Rap
Diddy Kong: Reblogs from all of the other Kongs, mostly from Funky
Mr. Game And Watch: Extremely old-school aesthetic, two-frame animations
Little Mac: Doc Louis reblogs, selfies showing off his guns, sponsored posts he contractually has to make
Link: Reblogs scenery and pictures of enemies, sometimes in black-and-white
Zelda: Very polite political blog
Sheik: Zelda’s side blog, reblogs resources for transgender people
Ganondorf: Made an account seven years ago, got banned for sending threatening messages
Toon Link: Photography blog: 95% selfies, 5% scenery
Samus: Scenery from alien planets, text posts about saving endangered species, pictures of cute animals
Zero Suit Samus: Samus’s rarely-updated side blog for selfies
Pit: Bad puns, aerial photography, hot springs
Dark Pit: Has Pit blocked, but his blog content is almost exactly identical
Palutena: Puns, memes
Marth: Political blog, entirely in Japanese
Roy: Pictures of swords, occasional clueless text posts (in Japanese)
Ike: Blogs for his friends
Robin: Shipping trash, stays up until 4 AM crying about their OTPs
Lucina: Marth RP blog
Duck Hunt: Pictures of cute animals, gifs of people getting hurt
Kirby: Pictures of food, sloppy but enthusiastic drawings
King Dedede: Selfie hell, sloppy text posts about himself
Meta Knight: Motivational gifsets
Fox: Desperately trying to clean up after Falco
Falco: Makes snarky responses on other people’s text posts and starts fights
Pikachu: Pictures of other Pikachu
Charizard: Reblogs dragon-related posts and tags them with sad emojis
Lucario: Weird spiritual blog that nobody understands
Jigglypuff: Posts their own enthusiastic covers of popular music and their own unapoligetically shitty drawings
Greninja: Anime trash
Mewtwo: Long and well-researched text posts about preventing animal cruelty
R.O.B.: All posts are tagged as ‘seizure warning’
Ness: 90′s aesthetic and music
Lucas: Cute pictures, sad text posts hidden under Read Mores
Captain Falcon: Pictures of cars, reblogs from official F-Zero accounts, sponsored posts he contractually has to make
Villager: A chaotic mix of pleasant gardening posts and shitposts, posts every single day without fail
Olimar/Alph: Extremely relaxing nature blog
Wii Fit Trainer: Fitness blog
Shulk: Reblogs from nerdy engineering blogs and all of his friends, always adds something unnecessary like “Yeah, that’s awesome!” whenever he reblogs something
Sonic: Basically the official Sonic Twitter, a perfect mix of memery and self-awareness
Pac-Man: 80′s aesthetic and food
Mega Man: Reblogs every single post that Dr. Light makes and nothing else
Ryu: Unironically makes and posts genuine motivational posters
Jigglypuff
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pewnythepony asked: "Raycasting would be more accurate, yes, however since we are doing it 2D and don't have much concept of altitude here, then that solution will work just fine"
“I guess so. Anyway, wanna get started? I think I’ll start on a basic script for the projectiles.“
He laughs “It sure has been a looooooooooong while since I last played Minecraft”
“Hehe, really?“ she giggles lightly “Well, do you have another idea?“
He thinks then shakes his head “Nnnnnnope… I was always terrible at finding something to do”
“Hehe, well, I guess if it was a bit later, we could get something to eat.“
He nods “Yeeeah, a bit too early for food I think”
He chuckles “Well, wanna downgrade ourselves to a bunch of dumb 6 year olds and try to do it?”
“Heh, sure, I guess.“ the cat giggles “Let’s build a house of cards.“
He nods and gets up to pick up a deck of cards from a shelf
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pewnythepony asked: "Raycasting would be more accurate, yes, however since we are doing it 2D and don't have much concept of altitude here, then that solution will work just fine"
“I guess so. Anyway, wanna get started? I think I’ll start on a basic script for the projectiles.“
He laughs “It sure has been a looooooooooong while since I last played Minecraft”
“Hehe, really?“ she giggles lightly “Well, do you have another idea?“
He thinks then shakes his head “Nnnnnnope… I was always terrible at finding something to do”
He shakes his head “You can play it with only two people, no problem.”
“Maybe, but then the cards where you reverse the turn order would be useless.“
He chuckles “Mau mau doesn’t have cards for reversing turn order.”
“It doesn’t? Well, then you’re gonna have to teach me this one.“
“This is gonna take a while… So before we do, any OTHER ideas?”
“Well, I don’t really know any other card games, I guess… Well, aside from trying to build a castle with them.“
He chuckles “You know, this IS an idea actually”
“Building a castle out of cards?“ she asks
He nods “Yeah. Silly? Sure. Fun? Yes. As long as some asshole doesn’t sneeze”
“Hehe, yeah… I can’t even get them to stay up normally, though.“ she giggles “Haven’t tried it since I was like 6 or something.“
He chuckles “Well, wanna downgrade ourselves to a bunch of dumb 6 year olds and try to do it?”
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