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(Source: shitshilarious, via death-by-lulz)
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Who would even trust a teenager with the responsibility to save the world. Those damn lil shits don’t care for anything that isn’t booze or an iphone.
(via spacefreddie-deactivated2014092)
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It is a sad day…
1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.Sure why not~
(via spacefreddie-deactivated2014092)
I think I was actually kicked in the nuts…
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
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I FUCKING CLOSED THIS SHIT AFTER IT STARTED FUCKING DOING WEIRD SHIT FUCK THIS
SCREAMS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
i… WHAT
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JO KIN G
This just made me laugh
(Source: unzan, via jumpscares-deactivated20130512)
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i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl of mac and cheese was wearing sunglasses
(Source: xzebrasgorawrx, via jumpscares-deactivated20130512)
