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Dec 20

My husband just said, “How cruel life can be, why does the world have to end………..now I’m going to miss the new MLP this Saturday. D:”
P.S. He was joking. He doesn’t actually think it’s going to end. xD

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thattwiborg replied to your post : shit, lets be satan

Can I be one of the four horsemen, then?

Yes.

shit, lets be satan

Taking it’s apparently supposed to take place at 11:11 GMT, then we have like 22 hours left.

Nothing’s gonna happen anyway. Maybe some riots or shit.

loki-the-frosty-snowman:

boredology:
My english teacher is insane
i freaking love your english teacher oh my god

(via hornuraakemi)

lambda-dusk:

Apropos Maya Calendar.

Crop
Your
fucking
Chat
Post
RPs.

arrogantshark:

I HATE HOW PEOPLE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLLY AND MISTLETOE!
SEE THIS FUCKER!? SEE THOSE RED BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING HOLLY!
NOW DO YOU SEE THIS LITTLE SHIT WITH THE WHITE BERRIES!? THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING MISTLETOE! THIS IS THE FUCKER YOU KISS BITCHES UNDER!
RED BERRIES = NO BITCHES
WHITE BERRIES = BETTER GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR FUCKING SMOOCH ON.

(via prismdream)

acccioshenanigans:

Can’t wait until Friday to give out my Christmas favors.

(Source: accio-shenanigans, via drakyr-archive)

shutupmerlin:

8-bit-hero-of-time:
shutupmerlin:
Ok everyone gets to make ONE apocalypse joke on the 21st
That’s it
That’s your limit
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $200
Yes, please! Limit everyone to just one. Otherwise everyone will be making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow.

(via drakyr-archive)