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Anonymous asked: Of all programs you've created, which one you're ashamed of the most?
I can’t say I’m ashamed of any program I ever wrote. All of them either had to do something, and did it (the GUI may had sucked, but I was never good with that), OR there were some I used for learning (I have a few OpenGL tests laying around my laptop for example) that were never meant to be more than just that, mess around til it works.
Well last time I got nothing… How about today? Ask me anything, literally anything you want.
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dojix asked: What is regicide?
Regicide is the unthinkable act of killing Reggie Fils-Aimé.
Nobody has yet attempted to harm this adorable creature who brings joy to the fingertips of millions of American Nintendo users but the word exists as a warning that we must protect him as we adore him, we must be vigilant lest this gift to humankind be taken away from us by Xboneists or Plastationites.
People forget that the WiiU and NN3DS(XL)LL+2 do not come free. Reggie Fils-Aimé worked to bring these devices to America. And for that, there are those who would destroy him. We will not let this happen. We will defend our founding father against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and also Waluigi. Times ahead may be frightening, the tasks set upon us may seem impossible, but anyone who’s played Silver Surfer for NES knows that when things appear impossible, when the urge to rage quit overcomes us, that is when we, the Nintendo Loyalists of this great nation play our finest game.
A day may come when the Contra code fails us, when we forsake the Princess and the 4-Tall Tetris block never comes, but it is not this day. An hour of Koopas and Octoroks when the age of Mario comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we play! By all that you hold dear in your two hands, even when Kid Icarus: Uprising makes your thumb ache like hell, I bid you to select Continue!
Gaming without Reggie would be hell, so leave luck to heaven.
Well last time I got nothing… How about today? Ask me anything, literally anything you want.
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So I’m a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical.
Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband “Tell her not to bruise the bananas” in Chinese, and i didn’t say anything. The wife said “tell the stupid girl to go faster” in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese.
and then, she said “make sure she doesn’t forget the water” in chinese, and I replied in English, “I won’t forget the water”
And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) “This is why you shouldn’t trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you” And i replied (in english) “He’s right”
They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens.
#LANGUAGEGOALS
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expectation:
reality:
#any zelda fan will tell you that Link is secretly a gigantic dweeb #this is merely proof of that
truer words have never been spoken
I share that headcanon. c:
>implying that Link being a dweeb isn’t actual canon
#LINK IS THE BIGGEST DWEEB TO EVER DWEEB #IN EVERY INCARNATION #ACTUAL FACT
Link’s awkwardness appreciation post.
Made. My. Life.
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“The Xenostapler”
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Hey, last time didn’t go that bad, so why not try again, eh?
Still going
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