hunting-the-hell-hounds:

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

well this escalated quickly from worse to horrifying

Horrifying? More like funny as hell. And delicious.

The Walking Fortress (by Raikujo)

sniping medics 101 (by MarioInATopHat)

funfrom4chan:

YEAAAAAH!

How To Destroy a Sentry (by RubberFruit)

Some rough sketches. The usual artist.

We are destroying our planet.

gsus (by Swaitis)

mlpartconfessions:

An artist who used to release new pictures once a day/week slowed down? I must unfollow.
An artist started to post written responses, even though they are used to develop the character(s) and/or the story? Unfollow.
The artist put the blog on (temporary) hiatus? Unfollow!
The artist posted something that was meant to be on the modblog by accident? Unfollow!
The style used until now fell off in the last few posts? Unfollow! 

Unfollow! Unfollow! Unfollow! Unfollow! Unfollow! Unfollow!

Why?
Are there really people who think that the artists are some kind of unceasing and flawless machines, whose only purpose in life is releasing as many pictures as they can or answering all the messages they receive immediately, without being allowed to have even the slightest drop in their style, make some errors or have a social life outside of the space they use to draw and post?

[And as for the blogs that go on hiatus, even blogs that were put on permanent stop or that were closed may start to post again (and yes, it happened to many blogs I’m still following and that have currently started to post again), so why are there people who immediately hit the “Unfollow” button even when the artists proclaim the break is going to last less than a week/month?]
 

To me, those seems like some really silly reasons to unfollow someone. 

Please guys, have a little more consideration towards those great people who run blogs (ask blogs, drawn blogs, RP blogs, comic blogs, it doesn’t matter), who spend a portion of their time, either small or big, just to create something to amuse us, a bunch of strangers. :)

- Submitted by star-killer89

The reasons listed here as silly may be that. But there ARE some legitimate reasons to unfollow someone. Here are examples why /I/ would unfollow someone:

An ask-blog turns into an RP blog. Either drawn or text based, if you go from one/a few posts a day to spamming my dash every 5 minutes without ANY warning, I am most likely to unfollow. Ask blog is an ask blog, people ask questions to the character to be answered, not to do complex actions requiring constant input from both sides.

You were posting stuff I’m interested in, then you lost interest in it and post things I hate. You have NO right to complain about that, unless you are a follower-whore. If I don’t like what I see on my dash and YOU are the source, you get unfollowed. Easy.

ahsadler:

kabutopz:

So last night I came across this table with 3 girls. They said they were out celebrating. When I asked what they were celebrating, one girl replied “my new hair color I’m now blonde”. She wasn’t blonde, her hair was golden brown. Anyway, so she orders a blue cheese bacon burger and wanted to add extra cheddar cheese. When her burger came out, there was no blue cheese. So being my job, I brought it back to the kitchen and brought out a new burger with blue cheese. After about 10 mins or so, she tells me she hates the blue cheese and wants it off. Of course I take the burger back and make her a new burger for the second time. Then seeing she eats half the burger and assuming shes done since she put trash on her plate, she complains she hated the burger all together. Then asks for a sundae with sparklers and candles since they wanted to make this a big celebration. After I was done serving them, correctly doing my job and being as helpful and has nice as I can, I drop off the check. After they leave, this is what I find. I understand she was upset about her burger, but I worked my ass off for this table and did so much for them. I even got them stuff discounted on the bill. She put “NAH SON” for tip and signed it “smooche da puss” instead of her signature. I can’t believe how disrespectful some people are now a days.

OK, dipshits, listen up: In the US, servers make all of $2 an hour, and the rest is from tips. They are taxed at the expectation of a 15% tip (which accounts for the hourly wage), and in most restaurants they have to give a certain percentage (say, 2.5%) to the busser, the host, and maybe the dishwasher. They have to pay tax and tip out even if the customer leaves no tip. When you leave less than 10%, the server worked your table for free. When you leave nothing at all, the server PAID to work your table. On this bill, that server would have had to pay almost $15 for the “privilege” of serving you.

IF YOUR SERVER DOES THEIR JOB, ON EVERYTHING THEY CAN CONTROL—WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE KITCHEN FUCKING UP—AND YOU LEAVE NO TIP, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Also, if being a decent human being isn’t enough motivation for you, then remember this: If you tip less than 10 or more than 20%, you will be remembered and treated accordingly the next time you come in. If you leave no tip and you ever show your face in that restaurant again, they WILL fuck with your food, almost guaranteed.

To be honest, USA restaurant should just start PAYING their fucking staff instead of having them beg for tips. Like, add a bit more to price of everything and there, done.

codeouroboros:

>E3 is june 10th

>Nintendo Isn’t taking part

>Nintendo releases Animal Crossing: New Leaf on June 9th so no one will be watching E3