PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
“Is this? It can’t be… Must check!” He rubs the side of the lamp with his hand
When Pewny rubs the lamp, red smoke starts coming out and a menacing looking genie appears and with a deep, booming voice he says “Who dares to disturb my slumber?“
He takes a few steps back, surprise clearly visible on his face, he never expected this to work “U-um… Name’s Pewny mister genie… I found your lamp but I never expected it to be real”
you burn your hand. pretty slick move moron. its been lit for the past 2 hours.
He drops the lamp to the ground “Ouch… Well that was stupid”
“Is this? It can’t be… Must check!” He rubs the side of the lamp with his hand
He moans out at the kiss, murring from the massage given by other mares, he is going to definitely enjoy this.
He sits down, trying to present it better “It doesn’t seem like anyone gathered here would mind though~”
He murrs happily and nods at the others, inviting them too
He keeps on presenting it, giving all mares a ‘go on, it doesn’t bite’ look
“Why later, hmmm~?” He opens his hind legs to better show off the part he had in mind to the gathered mares
(Read as: Me misreading earlier ask. But I will roll with it)
“Well, I can think of one place you didn’t measure, but I doubt you would do this~” He winks at her and all the other mares.
He chuckles out “I suppose I will then. Anywho, if you are done photographing my body, how about actually measuring it?”
“I don’t know yet, but probably for a longer while” He nods, flexing as she takes the photos
“I sure do” He nods. For a split second he gets an idea to make up a name, but decides to use his real one anyway “My name’s Pewny”