best-of-funny:

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

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lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

terra-butt:

“HEY HONEY, GEDDALOADUH THIS. THIS HERE’S A TRICK I LEARNED IN THE BOY SCOUTS”

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

dovne:

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

Whoa, calm down HIB

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

The squid one tho.

gutjob:

kryptmotion:

I’ll post some not dumb things right away

here we go

I don’t recognise ANY of the urls of posters, and there is a shitload of dicks… HELP!

datcatwhatcameback:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HOW IS THIS SWEET

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STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PLUSHES YOU MANIAC! 

I laughed way too hard at this.

vindicar:

And “charge finished” signal will be “I’M FULLY CHARGED!” ?

My phone doesn’t make a sound upon being fully charged, but if it did, it would be that. (Also, XKit, why you don’t append by default…)

datcatwhatcameback:

fisherpon:

My Daddy, My hero by =Fumuu

OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD