facts-i-just-made-up:

Among the most technologically advanced Pre-Colombian Native American cultures were the Morozi Eskimos.

While most tribes in the region were living in igloos and developing the snowshoe, the Morozi had already invented the ice car, seen here behind one of the priests. Depicted here in ceremonial robes and a distinctive ritual cap, Priests were the only caste allowed to drive.

The Morozi were completely killed off for food during the Great Depression, when stockbrokers of New York emigrated to the north and resorted to cannibalism. Thus the secrets of the ice car were lost forever. If not for this mass genocide we may be a far more advanced civilization today, as it was rumored to run on cold fusion, which still eludes the scientists of today.

crimsoncloverrr:

ottpop:

ottpop:

I would like to launch a formal complaint about Seth Macfarlane and his “joke’ during the Oscars. As an aspiring film student in savannah collage of art and design, I tuned into the Oscars yesterday with my roommates and girlfriend to cheer on my favorite movies. But what I got was nothing less then disgusting. The academy and the Oscars are supposed to be the best of the best in film and the award ceremony is highly prestigious. What I got was the feeling of being violated in the first five minutes of the show, and it only got worse then that. Statutory rape/pedophilia, homophobia, sexism, racism and the like are not things I want to hear about being ‘joked’ about during this, especially as tastelessly as this. I woke up this morning still feeling uneasy because of it. The fact that Macfarlane cracked four Jew jokes and then brought out a nazi, and his repeated inappropriate picking on of the lovely (and nine years old) Quvenzhané Wallis left everyone feeling that way. My roommates had to leave the room less then half way through. I don’t know what you’re going to do about this, but I feel an apology should be in order, especially towards Quvenzhané Wallis

Thank you for your time

i woke up mad today and sent the letter to the academy 

i suggest you do it too

http://www.oscars.org/contact/general.html

You’re roommate should probably never watch primetime TV if she’s that sensitive

ITT: People overreacting.

samrgarrett:

samrgarrett:

samrgarrett:

Playing Pokemon Sapphire and naming my character “FUCK ME”

No way this can go wrong

MOM

MOM NO

I regret everything

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN T O ME

I MADE MY MISTAAAKES

mrfreelow:

hasana-chan:

epicbroniestime:

BBBFF by *ElectricMayhem8416

UGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

TWILY!

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

extradan:

I changed it a bit.

I regret nothing.

MOTHERFU-

calitenebrae:

nope.

zsonicoz:

murderous-excitement:

Can I own this?

Where can I buy this?

the-sw0rd-in-the-darkness:

jldixon:

This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash 

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level

How do you run out of time in World 1-1

lambda-dusk:

Pokemon Re-enacted by Ponies (by jjkmovies)

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

incineraptor:

aishaneko:

thefoxxybenedict:

remember when i promised i would stop posting harlem shake videos?

that was before this changed my life

oh. my god.

i promise this is the only harlem shake i will ever reblog