“Uuuuh… Am I in fucking… I dunno, hidden camera kind of thing? Cause it ain’t funny…” He says, visibly nervous and somewhat scared, keeping his distance from the suit
He shudders “I think I’m just going to… close this chest, move it outside and set it on fire. Yes… That sounds good”
He shudders “Cute and innocent my ass, all griffons are evil. And no, Vindicar doesn’t count, he is a hippogryph” He adds as if someone was listening, except knowing nobody does.
“Hmmm… I will have to check it…” As soon as he gets home he looks in the mirror and puts it on, mostly expecting to look completely stupid
He looks at the chest and blinks “… And this is why I don’t trust griffons” he says and carefully opens the chest, hoping that the contents won’t be that latex suit.
“Damn….” He rubs his head “I am not ringing the bell… but I keep hearing it… maybe it was magical in the end”
finding your entire life in a random box sounds like creepy pasta material to me
And is just as dissapointing.
Upon noticing the contents he moves away. He puts on a glove and then carefully puts it in a bag, trying to not do anything that could cause it to affect him “Now who should I use this on…”
He gasps in surprise “Now this… wow, just wow. Who even made those? I mean, this looks just like V in his armor…”
He smiles and grabs both of the items, taking them home “I sure hope this bell ain’t magical in some other ways”
“Hahaha… haha… ha…” He nope’s the HELL out of there.
He looks around nervously, thankful for not noticing anything weird, but certainly enjoying the sound. He rings it again, on purpose.
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“I-I think you’re supposed to put your… You know what in it…”
“Sounds about as reasonable as putting it on your breasts, Kate” He replies