Send this to a republican to end their life
>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up
>Ohthankthegods
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
>End of my worries
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
>He leaves without a word
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.
Don’t drop a sylveon’s poke puff… they’ll mess you up….
Sylveon and Pokemon © GameFreak, Nintendo
Art© -Aunumwolf42
wheamanthis bird is singing the chocobo music, which makes it a chocobo irl
(source: https://twitter.com/kanmiQ/status/616780311263735809)
look at this bruiser!!!!i am ded
We interrupt this regularly-scheduled art blog for CHICKIE.
What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me.
video game hoard
Reblog if you are willing to RP With Non-Human Muses.
Such as: Furries, Talking Animals, Pokemon, Robots, Androids, Mutants, Ghosts, Monsters, Myths (creatures or figures), OC created creatures, Morphers, Humans with Supernatural Powers, Angels, Fallen Angels, Demons, Creatures from Video Games (Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Mario, ect)
"Brain power inside" is written in neat little letters on the side of Pewny's head.
The pegasus looks into a mirror and reads it then laughs “Oh Vin, thank you”
"Well, it's not for you to read~" she smiles "But you could look into the mirror."
Pewna: She giggles then gets up and walks up to a mirror. She reads it then pouts “Oh come on Kate, that just ain’t fair~”
Wanderer writes "Best mistress!" On Pewnas flank.
Pewna: She giggles looking into a mirror “My, my, thank you Wanderer~”
