I’m a musician. had this argument today with one of my “fans” (fb)

sturmtruppen:

sturmtruppen:

this is the way the world ends

this is the way the world ends

not with a bang but a

you sons of bitches

inky:

hey

you

dont you dare think

for even a second

that nobody saw you

when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

Source: “maximum buttitude”

I am laughing TOO hard at this.

It gets even better. That last sentence is a link. WELL, NOT ON MOBILE DEVICE!

Tumblr’s mobile theme: “Oh, you put some <br>s in your description? That’s too bad.”

typette:

jvamps:

My roommate was playing this song when I came across this gif. I started fucking dying. His running and the beat of the song match up so perfectly, omfg. I can’t.

its perfect

maetoast:

dcresistance:

theshitpeopletweet:

hebrewmagic:

soldiergaga:

dantes-disco-inferno:

bloodthirstyoctopus:

conn-lamont:

Congress takes its first action after Newtown.

haytham-babeway:

think-progress:

Hint: It isn’t gun control.

GOD

DAMMIT

They aren’t talking about gun control and scapegoating video games again?  Wow, color me all the ass-ugly shades of surprised.

ladies and gents, fuck everything

Congress isn’t seeing the obvious problem here. They’re really pissing me off.

I know i dont live in the US, but THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

That fucking congress needs to sort there shit or im gonna bust a nut 

lavisant:

hyenadip:

ADULT SWIM AND TEAM FORTRESS
Adult Swim and Team Fortress are combining again to bring you even more amazing virtual gear. Brush back Brock’s flowing mane, before you shoot your friend in the face. Get ready to put Carl’s flip flops up that annoying guy’s ass. Or become the Minion you’ve always wanted to be. The Adult Swim store is coming soon to Steam with a boatload of new Adult Swim DLC to buy.

http://video.adultswim.com/presents/valve/


Wowser. 

OMG HEAVY

So, Pyro does Cocaine and Heavy is that fat guy from ATHF. But, is there any Dr Weird or Steve costume?

haikuoezu:

Oh my god ha ha

I’m dying

This is like

Okay

Just

Watch this

Don’t stop because it’s just some guy talking about a Game you don’t care on a service you don’t care.

If you really can’t pay attention for more than ten seconds jump to one minute in and watch

I promise it’s worth it

brendonbrandon:

themerrygames:

Hey guys the 21st is gonna be

someone has had that joke up their sleeve for a very long time

xtatic-inside:

OMG