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The FDA issued a recall today for several baby formulas that may be contaminated by heavy metals. Be sure to check your infant for symptoms including headbanging, wearing black leather studded diapers, and guttural death metal crying.
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First name: Eric
Nickname: Pewny
Age: uhhhhh 23 maybe?
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: straight?
Nationality: polish
Relationship status: single I think?
Likes: computers, pokemon, videogames, ponies
Dislikes: uuuhhhhhh… I don’t really know
Random fact: His birthday’s in december
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Cat & lynx BFF.
FELINE FACT. The housecat is licking the Lynx’s head, and in turn, the Lynx licks the cat’s shoulder. This symbolizes that the Lynx acknowledges the house cat as it’s “superior” in a Pride sense. So basically the Lynx is a nerd and looks up to the housecat as a real cool kid.
they’ve got a big boss cosplayer beating people up at konami’s e3 booth
what a time to be alive
Why can’t I get beat up by Big Boss T-T
WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE
BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH
ON THEIR TONGUES
DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”
N O
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS
ONCE THEY DO THIS?
YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?
WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.
CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.
THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese
i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day
GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.
THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!
SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL
and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER
and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boatbecause it will be all over VERY SOON my friend
SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA
These are the species who REMEMBER that they’re actually dinosaurs
once i battled a canada goose. it took a pair of flip-flops, a billy goat, and a chicken. i still lost.
list of things to be terrified of in Canada, in order:
1. moose
2. geese
3. mama bears
4. beavers
5. skunks
6. polar bears
7. coyotes that are hungry
7. white-tailed deer in rut
8. black bears, I guess, if they’re used to being fed
9. wolvesThat’s why Canadians are so nice. They are afraid that if they’re not nice, you eat them.
When I was a kid I spent a week at my Great Aunt’s place, where she had a farm with a goat and a horse, but mostly birds. They had peacocks and geese and chickens. And they had swans.
And my second cousin and I went to catch fish from the pond together and the pond was where the two swans were kept.
And our fishing involved
- one of us holding the fishing pole
- the other acting as Swan Baitand we’d trade spots. And when you were Swan Bait, you pretty much just had to watch in the giant looping pond to see if a swan was coming
then run over towards it so it’d see you before the fisher
then it would chase you
and you’d try to get it to chase you AWAY from where you were fishing
and these were big swans and we were like eleven like the swans were OUR SIZE and they were TERRITORIAL FUCKS
and you’d pretty much just run as fast as you could the other way, try to lose the swan, and then go back to the fishing spot
but sometimes the swan wouldn’t stop chasing and you’d just have to keep running and the person at the fishing spot would have to be like, “Well I guess they died I hope they rest in peace”
And then the other swan would appear for them.
Reminder that there’s literally a swan named Hannibal in Wales. He’s known to have killed 15 other swans.
Nerd talk :3
“It definitely does huh? Sadly I don’t have it yet. I’m kinda broke and I’m still thinking if I want to get it. I SUCK at shooting things using a gamepad instead of mouse.”
“Hehe, I know that feeling.“ she giggles lightly “There are only a few shooting games I’ve ever played with a controller myself.“
“I tried. I did play some GTA on PS2, you know, those two that didn’t come out on PC. Didn’t go that well sadly”
