The Best of The Crystal Empire by WhitehawkePAUNCH
no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense
oh my god
how
Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.
This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.
because it’s pure nintenadium
I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before
pure nintendium
Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind
The only thing stronger than Nintendium is Nokiaum.
For the notes.
I remember an episode of X-Play where they tested the durability of consoles. They dropped a Gamecube from like 20 feet in the air, and that shit worked perfectly.
My dad’s Xbox broke….because he was playing games on it
Wasn’t there a Game Boy that survived being bombed and it still worked? Also, even if they’re using less Nintendium lately, the latest system is still pretty durable. My Wii once fell a little ways off of where it was sitting, onto the floor, while I was playing a game. I paused it, set the Wii back up where it was, and resumed playing. The game didn’t even freeze.
({left wii unused for months, try to play MH tri, system turns on, but is unable to read any disk -_-})
Snoring Hummingbird
my heart
i really don’t know what i was expecting BUT IT WASN’T THIS
I GIVE UP. TOO CUTE.
I just wonder what was going through his head when this happened.
‘Shit, the only hope we have of saving the world is falling!
I know, I’ll throw my wife at it!’
She did agree to it. She wouldn’t open her wings otherwise.
greif-the-griffon replied to your post: But yeah, I am honestly surprised I ain’t on anyone’s tumblr savior (from what I saw)
I’ll put you on my whitelist now. :<
I meant the blacklist part.
But yeah, I am honestly surprised I ain’t on anyone’s tumblr savior (from what I saw)
I expected to be at least on 3.
