lumoscorner:

got problem with cutie marks?

I got solution for this xD

CUTIE MARKS TATTOO WE GO :D derp

Someone stop this guy xD

whimmy-bam:

megaparsecs:

inverts:

mrizt:

Mitt Romney’s Slogan, “Keep America American” was the same slogan used by the KKK in 1922…

WOW HOLY SHIT

Source 1

Source 2

Source 3

Holy fucking shit.

I think everyone needs to know about this.

danethehuman:

casablumpkin:

batmanpanties:

freudian-slut:

dalek-zombies:

neckseductionsurgery:

peregrin-pippin-took:

aryll:

equalitopia:

“New Morning”: A new anti-gay-marriage commercial

The Campaign for American Values PAC just launched this anti-gay-marriage commercial.

(via Queerty)

so unsure rn

no

FORCE

FORCE GAY MARRIAGE

YOU ARE FORCING INEQUAITY

IF SOMETHING MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS ALRIGHT TO OPPRESS A MINORITY FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SINGULAR PERSONAL SENSIBILITIES  

IF YOU DONT LIKE GAY MARRIAGE DO NOT GET GAY MARRIED

I know we’re all serious and shit
But

Romney/Ryan
Are you serious?
i aM PEEING

So wait

Is their entire campaign essentually: ”Oh no gay people?”

NICE READING OFf THE CUE-CARD, BUDDY

Oh my God, notice how they make no justification at all. Like, they don’t even try. It’s just “Oh boohoo I don’t like happy people with lives different to mine let’s vote for the biggest turd in the toilet bowl”

lol i was waiting for them to rip off their clothes and start dancing or something.

wow, way to piss me off immediately in the space of 30 seconds.

disturbedwriter:

altairspants:

thepaintedelf:

slunchy:

I refuse to kill another dragon for as long as I play Skyrim

I was fighting this Blood Dragon when, in the middle of the fight, he just lands and stops fighting back. No matter how many times I shot him he wouldn’t move, he’d only watch me - it was the cutest thing.

I could run around him and jump on his tail and he’d just keep looking at me and tilting his head, it was so precious… he even let me run under his belly and he’d crane his neck to look at me upside-down… we are friends now…

How to Train Your Dragon 2: Skyrim

omg the last one

I never attack a dragon until it attacks me.

The last 2:

Dovahkiin: Oh, hai
Dragon: Yol…

twiborg:

ask-candlelight:

“I wonder how much it hurts to take it up the butt…”
Any gays/bis in the house wanna tell me? I’m too straight for receiving a buttfucking.

klondikekun:

CAUSE

watchmeasihomestuck:

shadowednarrator:

lizawithazed:

krispycrunch:

blackandwhitestarbursts:

This makes me sick… PLEASE REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

this is legit terrifying

Yeah. I fucking love how this is going on and I have NO SAY whatsoever about it aside from screaming at the top of my lungs for people to VOTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Y’know, I hear Canada is beautiful…

I WISH I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE

jithongchy:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO REWIND TUMBLR VIDEOS

With the mouse cursor click on the play bar, hold it down and drag to the left. Really freaking hard.

scarvenrot:

boltong:

dietchola:

mydogsnokes:

video for my spanish 1 class. the directions were “to film a conversation between you and a family member using the basic greetings we have learned so far this year” so naturally i made this

I CANT BREAHTE

iM LAUHGING SO FUCKING HARD GOD BLESS

I WISH MY SPANISH VIDEOS HAD BEEN LIKE THIS

“witchcraft”

It ain’t witchcraft you moron. 1443*7=10101

And guess what, it only works with 2-digit numbers.

derpygrooves:

Oh man

omfg

Pfffffffffffffffff. This is official?