qqmoarz:

John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

And now all pony R34 artists on tumblr should change their URLs. That way none of the names on the shirt can be asociated with you guys because they simply won’t work.

shiraae:

ludwig-weilschmidt:

tannanana:

everyonesahero:

buttpilgrim:

prince-of-wwhales:

asteriskos:

clockworkinside:

ladytapioca:

tojiko:

rabbithugs:

chartreuserewind:

superchalmers:

ferret205:

The tickets for the new Madoka movie. 

fuck

FUCK

RUDE

AWESOME

Amazing

SCREAMS

I’M CRYING SDJSDFJJGF

IS THIS REAL LIFE

i saw this earlier and i didn’t get it

now i get it

AHAHAHHAA

i’m gonna die…………

I don’t get what’s so bad about—

….

OMFG

Oh dude this is a cute ticket!

wait why is everyone flipping out it it because of the new movie?

ok i get you tear the ticket bu—

oH MY GOD

I laughed way too hard.

Ok… That is actually pretty creepy

Seriously, this is what I see on Walmart’s page, nothing about Furby.

Eee-nope. Unless you mean the barely visible (had to ctrl+f furby to find it) news in “What’s new” on the left.

twiborg:

darklyspectre:

slowbrony:

dont go to walmart.com if you are faint of heart

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

I…I thought they got rid of that..thing. 

I don’t get it… Am I missing something?

arcel-sorm replied to your photo: I’m not even sorry.

Woo, go AJ!… *hides*

I’m just checking the movesets and playing alone sooo, AJ’s flank is gonna get kicked.

I’m not even sorry.

twiborg:

ask-candlelight:

twiborg:

ask-candlelight:

twiborg:

ask-candlelight:

twiborg:

3/6 Assassin seals. I’ll never get the last three ._.

THAT FUCKING TIME TRIAL IN THE CHURCH

OH GOD

TOOK ME LIKE 2 HOURS. AGH

Time trial? In a church? Wat.

You will find out.

And then weep.

….Which town/city is this?

Now I forget. You will find it soon, anyways.

Looked at it and there’s nothing about a church with a time trial. 

Church with time trial was in Brotherhood I think.

Why am I following you people again?

facts-i-just-made-up:

I stared at this for like 5 minutes checking how “you” was spelled…

sturmpony:

thedailywhat:

Adorable Car Chase of the Day: David Wheaton,  a morning drinker with two DWIs, thought a Smart Cabriolet might be just the thing to keep him off the radar of police.

It wasn’t.

So instead of pulling over for cops on a highway in Houston on Wednesday, he led them on a charming little car chase in which his speed topped out at 92 mph, the smart car’s limit.

Police followed Wheaton all the way to his driveway, where they charged him with evading arrest and his third DWI.

[death+taxes]

Oh my fucking god.

ask-thespriteponies:

I’m sorry.
IM SO SORRY 

What the actual fuck