Tumblr Crushes:
Most people probably know about this already, but I just got it on my computer and it’s really funny.
Why can’t I unfollow someone who blocked me?
Come on tumblr, I don’t want to enlarge their e-peen by adding one to their followers count!
HAL9000: I just don’t know what went wrong!!
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This is my ultimate masterpiece ffffffff
I want to be on that ship…
Oh god, air is required.
Now that you are hotblooded, Surprise, we can blow up things together…
LET’S START WITH MOLESTIA.
Guys, guys, guys…guys…best blog…Even I cannot begin to comprehend the swaggy awesomeness of this.
I feel my shirt explode every time this photoset appears.
I’m not even wearing a shirt.
That’s how it works.
FALCON… PAWNCH!
Tails can stimulate a unicorns horn.
Also Twilight makes the best Gatling Gun.
So..thats why i like tail pulling?
sounds god to me
…Who the buck told Pinkie that you could do that?
‘Tiadammit now I’m going to have idiots pulling my tail all the time.
YOU CAN SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR HORN!?
Starbuck, I swear to Celestia…
Yeaaah All unicorn *snort*
…. Logan, Jean. You even THINK of attempting this with me I will kick you in the grapes.
Using best friend as a form a weaponry?
Where’s a Twilight when I need one?
“Yeah…Just gonna hide now.”
Pinkie: I am Heavy Weapons Mare… And THIS is my Unicorn. She weighs fifty kilograms and fires two hundred bit, custom-created spells at ten thousand casts per minute. It costs four hundred thousand bits to fire this Unicorn… for twelve seconds.“
