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Death Waltz by John Stump

I can read music and play piano, but this makes my brain hurt. Look at how insane that is! Heres a computer playing it and one of a guy actually playing it( although its toned down a bit). The piece was originally meant to be impossible to play due to how it was written.

This actually sounds awesome tho

but

they called it a waltz

and it’s in 4/4

what the hell were they thinking

“saxes move downstage” “add bicycle” “balance your chair on 2 legs” “Have a nice day” “Like a Dirigible” “slippage may occur” “begin turning flame slightly higher and higher” “remove cattle from stage”

“Rigatoni” “tune the uke” “all Harpists stand up and wait” “continue swimming motion” “If there is a 3rd Clarinet, some Violins may go”

I also highly doubt that’s an actual recording/midi of this piece.

RELEASE THE PENGUINS

Theodore Roosevelt could play this with one finger.

((^^^^^))

Based on a cro-magnon skinning chant. RELEASE THE PUMPKINS.

((Well… That links to YouTube are NOT the real thing. Some time ago someone from YouTube posted that vid and named it as the Death Waltz. That was a MISTAKE, he just trolled people because of how impossible it was to play. In fact, this is just a MIDI of COOL & CREATE’s rendition of “UN Owen was Her?” nothing else. The actual Death Waltz…… it’s not even music, it’s a cacofony of sounds etc.))