It’s weird because I kept wanting to stop reading and click out of the tab but it just kept getting worse and worse.

Like, exponentially more contrived and cliched and pathetic, and it I was astounded by how quickly and alarmingly things spiraled out of control straight off the bat.

I wanted to screenshot maybe just the first snippet, but that’d devalue the description as a whole. It needs to be taken in all at once, as a single block of text, to get the full effect of just how stupid it is.

Don’t be like this blog.

Ever.

Please, don’t ever be like this blog.