lil-miss-jay:

Applebloom - She’ll be a late bloomer and there’ll be a whole episode devoted to it. Everyone else’ll have boobs, her sister’s got a glorious rack, and she’s still flat, and everypony’s laughin’ at her. Then she’ll go on a fantastic quest to find a potion to make them sprout and she’ll get F-cups and they’ll give her horrible back-pains because her body wasn’t ready for them and she’ll drink another potion to make them smaller and then they’ll look weird and then finally her real E’s show up and she’ll be like “YAY!” and then her and her sister will hug and celebrate her becomin’ a woman. Y’all.

Sweetie Belle - She’ll get A-cups and she’ll feel bad cause she’s got small boobs and everyone’s laughing and there’ll be a whole episode about it that ends with Rarity showing her that breasts aren’t what make a lady, and she’ll learn a lesson about how great it is to be small-chested and it’ll teach girls not to worry if their boobs aren’t big.

Scootaloo - She’ll get C-cups and she’ll cry because she’s not flat like Rainbow Dash and there’ll be a whole episode about it, and Rainbow Dash will be like “Sorry kid, you just can’t run and jump and fly and swim as fast with those big things.” and Scoots will cry more and the whole episode will be about her trying to find out how to be girly since she has big boobs and obviously that means she has to be girly, but the mane six will teach Rainbow Dash not to be such a jerk and she’ll come back and give Scoots a chance and Scootaloo will become an athlete despite her big heavy boobs, and it’ll teach girls that they don’t have to change their personality based on their bust size.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon - They’re the ones who got D-cups (DT) and C-cups (SS) in the Applebloom episode and made Applebloom feel bad about not having boobs yet, and they’re all “GASP” at the end of the episode because Applebloom shows up like “Check out THESE girls!” and Diamond Tiara’s like “DADDYYYY, I WANT IMPLAAAAAANTS!”