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((Australian Cheddar is just the best cheese ever. Hands down))

((It’s like Saxton Hale Screamed into the cheese and the spit got all over it, and when you ate the spit it tastes like an explosion of rough Australian grit exploding into you mouth like dynamite or Saxton Hales Fist. Now your growing manlier and somehow I have an Australia-shaped Chest hair patch on my boobs))

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I do believe I’m dead.