darklyspectre:

twiborg:

darklyspectre:

twiborg:

darklyspectre:

theonion:

Romney Spends Most Of Factory Visit Yelling At Employees To Work Harder

“Now, someone like you we can easily fire,” Romney was overheard telling an employee removing paper bales from the mill’s loading space. “How exactly are you essential? No, honestly, give me one good reason—just one—why you should have a paying job here. Because I look at you and all I see is a pink slip and an extra 25 grand a year that could be funneled somewhere else.”

More.

What

a fucking asshole. can I just murder this bastard?

Taking The Onion seriously…?

Really?

I do hope that it was a joke-reaction, Darkly.

eh

actually no.

I

you know

don’t know wtf the onion is

its the first time I Saw the site. 

The Onion is kind of a joke-news-thing.

They intentionally write stuff like this.

This never happened. 

Don’t worry Spex, just yesterday I myself got trolled by such a ‘news’ because of my lack of knowledge of The Onion