mrfreelow:

emdefmek:

mrfreelow:

evil-anon:

stuckonyouandinsectpins:

heavy-metal-vegan:

ikuni-hattori:

lunardrops:

heavy-metal-vegan:

The best thing you can do for chickens is to stop eating them and spread the word to your friends about the health, environmental, and animal welfare problems caused by raising chickens for food.

Eat tofu scrambler instead of scrambled eggs, try egg substitute in your baked goods, and marinate tofu at your next barbecue.

‘don’t mind me just SHOVELING BABY CHICKENS INTO A TROUGH’

…do some of you realize that most of these chickens ARE BRED FOR THE EXACT REASON TO BE EATEN?! Otherwise, they’ll gang up on the human race and pummel us to death.  This is not cruelty to animals. Why? Because of the food chain.  We, as higher carnivores, need these animals to survive.  So, who is at who’s mercy? Because if we had no meat, no eggs, no milk, to greenery (because plants live too and are part of the food chain), guess who’s gonna die.  That’s right. Us.  So, make sure to pay homage to your food before you eat it.  Otherwise, you might just end up being eaten by what you eat.

“They’ll gang up on the human race and pummel us to death.”

“We, as carnivores, need these animals to survive.”

“Otherwise, you might just end up being eaten by what you eat.”

These are some of the most insanely idiotic things I have read this week. Jesus H. Christ.

guys

remember

eat more chickens or they will destroy the human race

We feel threatened by these chickens superior intelligence and technology

therefore we declare war upon them

or else they will destroy us

with their laser-eyes

I don’t give a shit about any of this. I just find the fact that he’s shoveling chickens to be funny. I’m sorry but I can’t stop laughing.

I can’t help but imagine a steam powered train with a baby chicken stoked furnace. The mental image is amazing.

Shit… I need to draw this.

Yes, yes you do.