bitch-deloria:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brotherhood of Steel, been involved in numerous secret raids on Caesar’s legion, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in yao guai warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire NCR First Recon forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Wasteland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the pip-boy radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Mojave Wasteland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the nuclear winter, maggot. The nuclear winter that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only do I have 100 in my unarmed skill, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Enclave and Brotherhood of Steel and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could’ve known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nuka-cola all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.