Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World.
My life is a lie.
FUCK THAT NOISE
Back in my day, when Mario games were good, the seven were his children AND I WILL NEVER ACCEPT ANY OTHER STORY LINE.
Fuck Bowser Jr. Fuck old fart Miyamoto. Bring back young Miyamoto, this one is rotten and out of ideas.
One thing tho, was it ever stated anywhere in any game that the 7 are his children? (yeah, it is a legit question, can’t say I played much of SMB3 or SMW, and I wasn’t ever within 200km near their manuals)