Get raped by Rainbow Dash, please don’t let it be a strap.

Derpy hooves gives me a hoof job.

Carrot Top gives me a lap dance

Carrot Top watches me cl… Ill go ahead and just /not/, on that day, for both our sakes.

d-derpy blows me. damn.

I can’t read it well. But lap dance from trixie. Someone tell me that’s right

one night stand? Twilight Sparkle? *wishes it was much more than a one night stand*