youdumbdominick-the-horse-fan:

What in tarnation did you just say about me hombre? I’ll have you reckon I learn’t me real good in the old west, and I’ve been on more prairies hogtyin me heathens than you know bout buddy. I done wrastled me up 300 scoundrels, and I know how to use this here 6 shooter everwhich way! Im sheriff in these here parts, Consarnit! You ain’t nothin to me but another dagnum yellabelly. I’ll clean your clock rightfast, and you won’t reckon what hit ya, now you listen good, you think you can come round here and tell me whatfer? Well you better think again damn it, right as we speak my possie is closing in, tracking your there computer all across this here frontier. And you better git while the gittins good. Yesir, you better amscre compdre, fore were forced ta get mean, or you’ll be six feet under by sunup. Yesir now we can duel like gentlemen or I can use ol’betsy here to shoot the smile right off yer face 6 ,9 to 1 ways from sunday. Not only do I have with me here these pistols but being law and order round here i got me a whole heep o’ guns and I’ll use em if need be. I think if you only knew what snakes you were winding up, youda came wearing gloves partner. But ya could’t, ya didn’t and now mister, you’re gonna pay the price dag-gumit, It’s gona be raining bullets like cats and dogs all over here in a minute. You’re a goner partner.