SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

Douche hey

Nice girl

Douche HEY

Nice girl what?

Douche you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick

Nice girl excuse me?

Douche yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*

Nice girl isn't that a label they put on small objects?

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