gregorius-daneli:

juushika:

Help that’s adorable.

Let’s counter with some creepiness for Halloween’s sake. How about Machamp’s entries from Pokémon Red, Blue and Yellow combined?

One arm alone can move mountains. Using all four arms, this Pokémon fires off awesome punches. […] Using its heavy muscles, it throws powerful punches that can send the victim clear over the horizon.

Alright… so it can not only move mountains, it can punch someone into another fucking country. Ooh, how about Shedinja’s entry from Black and White?

A discarded bug shell that came to life. Peering into the crack on its back is said to steal one’s spirit.

And guess what you see when you’re battling with it? Happy having-your-soul-sucked-out! Ooh, here’s a personal favorite Pokémon and entry of mine—Sableye’s data from Ruby:

Sableye lead quiet lives deep inside caverns. They are feared, however, because these Pokémon are thought to steal the spirits of people when their eyes burn with a sinister glow in the darkness.

Ooh, what pretty gem-like eyes you ha—dead. Finally, how about a creature everyone is familiar with? Here’s Drowzee’s entry from Pokémon Emerald…

If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it’s a sure sign that a Drowzee is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils.

…pleasant dreams, Tumblr.