because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

The only thing stronger than Nintendium is Nokiaum.

For the notes.

I remember an episode of X-Play where they tested the durability of consoles. They dropped a Gamecube from like 20 feet in the air, and that shit worked perfectly.

My dad’s Xbox broke….because he was playing games on it

Wasn’t there a Game Boy that survived being bombed and it still worked? Also, even if they’re using less Nintendium lately, the latest system is still pretty durable. My Wii once fell a little ways off of where it was sitting, onto the floor, while I was playing a game. I paused it, set the Wii back up where it was, and resumed playing. The game didn’t even freeze.

({left wii unused for months, try to play MH tri, system turns on, but is unable to read any disk -_-})