This 4.4 ton, 14-foot-tall weaponized mech warrior is a thing that you can actually buy now in Japan. 

Equipped with a water-powered bottle-rocket launcher, and a “smile-activated” machine gun capable of firing 6,000 bb’s per minute, one can easily imagine the evolution of the Kurata into a fearsome military monstrosity.

With a top speed of 6 mph, the Kurata can either be piloted from inside its cockpit, or remotely — using a smartphone. 

“The vehicle of everyone’s wildest dreams,” as the company boasts in a promotional video, can be ordered in one of 16 different exterior colors, and carries a not-so-humble price tag of $1.35 million.

Watch it in action here.