The Internet Incest Act of 1785 of course.

Was that when America broke free and became a real country?

No, it was the same year JFK defeated Mecha Hitler and smashed a crater into the moon.

Now I know you’re lying! JFK didn’t defeat Mecha Hitler. That was Lincoln after he was done hunting Dracula in 1756. 

But JFK IS Lincoln. And the year after that, the doctor gave Tesla the idea of pies. 

This is news to me. I was informed by the guy down the street that JFK and Lincoln were two different people. It seemed like he knew what he was saying, with the soap box and all that.

Soap box preechers are often right, because they split into two people after World War One back in 1986, which was caused by Germany’s cheating in order to get the high score on Super Mario Bros.  

Oh, I’ve heard about that! That is what caused the Great Video Game Depression after the release of the 42nd remake re-release of Call Of Duty: Black Ops.

Speaking of Call of Duty: Black Ops, I believe the game series is about the Second War of 1812 right? I believe Thomas Jefferson was a playable character in British Zombies.