Everybody who reblogs this post will receive one (1) Homestuck introduction (ie. “Your name is JOHN EGBERT you like stuff yadda yadda yadda.”) written by me based off of your blog and about me page.
If I cannot find your full name on your page then a pretend one will be provided for you.
Deadline is December 21 because SBURB = end of the world and all that jazz.
Reminder that this is still a thing.
If this is legit, I would be all over having one