How do you make holy water?
Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.
This is the best joke.
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE
AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING