I need this for reasons.
No but think about it. Right before sleeping you have an awesome idea for a fanfiction: Just write it on your bed sheets! And the next morning when your mom wakes you up you’re covered in porn.
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I want this, but because I know my friends, it would constantly be covered in dicks…I’d have a dick bed… TAKE MY MONEY!
I’d be more worried of dick-friends drawing on it with permanent, non washable markers.