What makes me a good Demomoon? If I were a bad Demomoon, I’d be still sittin’ in the Moon, now wouldn’t I?
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One crossed line, one wayward pinch of pixie dust, one errant twitch - and KABLOIE!

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n’ I got a manky eye. I’m black Equestrian cyclops! They’ve got more [bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep] than they’ve got the likes of me!

So! ….T’all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin’ aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I’ll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ‘ol moondust.

I’m a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!