sunisup:

HOMESTUCK KILL CHART

Lots of people make shipping charts, so for a change of pace, have a murder chart! I couldn’t fit everyone on there, so the lusii, the troll’s dreamselves, the army of Aradiabots, and the Felt are SOL. Also omitted all suicides (Tavrisprite, Dirk, Sollux) and act-of-god deaths (Nanna, Poppop).

Obviously Jack’s at the center of it all, being the stab-happy planet-exploding asshole that he is. I was kind of shocked to realize that Jack has never died — all four of his selves (Spades Slick, Bec Noir, Jack English, and Caliborn’s Jack) are still alive. I suspect Doc Scratch would object to being listed as the killer of Rose, Dave, and Liv because all he did was drop some very manipulative hints, but I’d advise him to shove his objections up his smug puppety ass. And I think Dave wins the prize for the widest variety of murderers, having been killed by 6 different people.

This is getting ridiculous.