college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise)