solar-the-emo

Gilda confesses their love for you, because they’re cool

blazin-melody

I stab Lyra in the leg because I’m a princess. O_O

princepreppie

derpy confesses her love to me because they’re cool

darkdashtime

braeburn parties hard with me… why?

rustyguns-hideout

applebloom becpmes my best friend because she loves me YES MY FAVORITE PONY LOVES ME!!!!!

greifgreytalon

"Celestia confesses her love for me, because I’m hot? The last part sounds about right, but the first one? Questionable."

zephyrtheopinicus

"Scootaloo parties hard with me because they’re cool." Okay, but I don’t go to parties.

arborverse

"Apple Bloom says you’re hot because they’re hot."

[POLICE SIRENS]

aires163

"Rainbow Dash confesses her love for me because I’m cool."

Does she mean like like or…

pewnythepony

Trixie says I’m hot because she loves me.

(That reminds me of an RP…)