It takes all his effort, but after a long fight, and a broken Crowbar, the lid pops open! Reveling an original sized Troll Chest, and more laughter. The more you fight a Troll, the more dickish it becomes.
Anonymous
He puts the troll chest into a cardboard box and ships it to Russia.
The Chests melt down, and then, when the fire goes out, there is a single large Troll chest left, the others having fused in the fire, it laughs.
Anonymous
He goes for a crowbar and tries his darnest to open the giant troll chest
It won't budge, after hours of attempts, and much laughter, a piece of paper falls out of the instruction booklet, seems to be the actual last page, the part that says "Don't open the Troll Chest" seems to have been an edit, the original text read, "Don't TRY to open the Troll Chest, it won't do any good."
Anonymous
“Oh! OH!” He yells out “Well how do you like THIS?!” He gathers all the troll chests and sets them on fire
Well, it IS a Troll Chest, fucking with your head is kind of what it's meant to do. Did it just laugh at you from inside the other chest?
Anonymous
“You know what? You know what you damn chest? I’m done!” He opens one of them, chosen randomly from the multiple colors
Key always opens to the same inventory chest area, which means the Troll chest keeps popping up. Otherwise the chests just keep coming from the Matryoska Chest, randomly with useless trinkets like the doll. Strange thing, the Troll Box seems to change color whenever he sees it.
Anonymous
“Oh, so wait, it means that the contents are SHARED between the chests, and are not separate from each other? But then, the color of the troll chest is different… I am honestly lost now”
It is awfully tempting, the Troll Box, on the other hoof, having a secured Inventory that only you can access with your key is useful, but on the other hoof the Troll Box is awfully tempting, and mocking you with its shit eating grin.
Anonymous
He opens every chest he got so far, aside from the troll one, with the key to check if they have any contents
Seems the Matryoshka Chest is one of the tricks people who make dungeons use to spread loot out and about, Unlimited chests tends to be helpful. It actually does explain how to use it properly, including the saved inventory that you can get with any of the chests using the magic key. It also says never to open the Troll box.
Anonymous
“Hmmm, so, if I keep opening the chests, I will keep on getting new ones. And if I use the key, I will be able to safely store and retrieve items. Interesting” He looks at the Troll box “Urge to open rising…”
You Re-opened the first Chest using the key! Inside is yet another Chest with a troll face, and an Instruction booklet for how to use your new Matryoshka Chest set.
Anonymous
He flips through the instruction book, intrigued
Larger Chest Opened! You Found A Magic Key for the first chest, a nesting Doll.
Anonymous
“Wait… A key for the first chest, and yet I opened it without needing it?” He looks at the doll “And a Matryoshka doll in a Matryoshka chest. The irony is strong with this one”
Smaller Treasure Chest Opened! You Found a Larger Treasure Chest! Wait, what?
Anonymous
“Ooooh, a TARDIS powered chest.” He is going to take the smaller-but-bigger-on-the-inside chest with him, and opens the larger one.
Treasure Chest Opened! You Found a smaller Treasure Chest?
Anonymous
“I’d say ‘we need to go deeper’, but I already did” He opens the smaller chest
The mares spend the next hour or so caressing and massaging his body. None of them dared to try and go any further for fear of how the others would react.
Anonymous
He thoroughly enjoys the treatment all the mares give him, but surprised none of them went further, considering the kisses earlier “Mmmm~ You ladies sure know how to make someone feel like in heaven~”
Rarity along with another mare leaned forward to kiss the head. The other mares gathered around to start massaging his body.
Anonymous
He moans out at the kiss, murring from the massage given by other mares, he is going to definitely enjoy this.
"Th-this doesn't really seem proper." Rarity stammered.
Anonymous
He sits down, trying to present it better “It doesn’t seem like anyone gathered here would mind though~”
One of the red faced mares hesitantly leaned in and gave it a nuzzle.
Anonymous
He murrs happily and nods at the others, inviting them too
