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So Final Fantasy VII remake trailer is just Square talking to it’s fans.

I mean, it doesn’t have much plot relevance to the game itself, but, when interpreted…

“Long ago we looked upon a foreboding sky, the memory of star that threathened all burns eternal in our hearts”
This is some end-game final fantasy VII plot shit, with long ago meaning when the game was originally released on PS1

“In it’s wake came an age of silence”
Nothing about any remakes, even tho there was a PS3 tech demo and remakes of a shitload of other FF games

“Yet with each fond rememberance we knew, those encountered were not forgotten, that some day we would see them again. Perhaps it was no more than wishful thinking”
Every time a player is reminded of the game they remembered the fun times with it, hoping the characters were not forgotten. And that a possible remake may be just wishful thinking… Especially after that tech demo on PS3

“But after the long calms there are now the beginnings of a stir. The reunion at hand may bring joy it may bring fear, but let us embrace whatever it brings”
Read as: WE ARE ANNOUNCING THE REMAKE, BE HAPPY; while people may also be afraid if it won’t ruin the original, hence ‘it may bring fear’. But to embrace it anyway

“For they are coming back, at last the promise has been made”
Read as: 'YES, WE DO MEAN IT THIS TIME’

Final Fantasy Games Summed Up

Final Fantasy: Some jerk in armor says he'll knock you down. You kick his ass and he becomes a god.
Final Fantasy II: David Bowie decides Earth isn't enough to rule so he takes Heaven and Hell too.
Final Fantasy III: Stormy weather is a pain in the ass and also kinda hot. Also, Onions.
Final Fantasy IV: The world's slowest on the uptake knight decides to turn good just as his best friend decides to bitch about the friendzone and try to kill him.  This leads to them beating up Darth Vader and flying to the moon to fight a cockroach.
Final Fantasy IV The After Years: How much shit can happen to the same guy twice?
Final Fantasy V: An awkwardly named boy sets off on a quest to chop down a tree.
Final Fantasy VI: The Joker decides to kill Hitler and blow up the planet. Also, opera.
Final Fantay VII: A goth with an Oedipus complex decides to ruin the life of a roleplayer with severe issues. 
Final Fantasy VIII: High school sucks.  Having to kill between classes and beat up an old witch while your teacher hits on you sucks even more.
Final Fantasy IX: Goku sets off with a girl and some Muppets to lay the smack down on his S&M fetishist brother and his robot overlord boss.  Also, food.
Final Fantasy X: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy...? Also, abusive dads suck.
Final Fantasy X-2: Charlie's Angels go looking for a blonde bishie who may or may not be alive.
Final Fantasy XI: Square Enix used Ultima! Time K.O.!
Final Fantasy XII: Aladdin joins the Rebel Alliance and beats up Judge Dredd.  Also, bunny girls.
Final Fantasy XII Revenant Wings: He may look like Jesus, but he hates your guts.  Also, flying judge!
Final Fantasy XIII: The Robot Pope decides he's had enough, so it's up to a pissed off soldier, Duke Nukem's surfer cousin, Richard Pryor, and two Aussie lesbians to save the world.  
Final Fantasy Type-0: High school really, really, sucks
Final Fantasy XIII-2: Axl Rose is pissed, so he decides to kill time, literally.
Final Fantasy XIV: Buggier than Yevon and Zeromus combined, enjoy waiting for the rerelease.
Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII: Majora's Mask with a cyberpunk aesthetic.
Final Fantasy XV: Derpy Goths do stuff...eventually.  If it doesn't get delayed again.
Final Fantasy Tactics: The Church is actually the Demons. Oh snap.
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance: One boy decides to stage an intervention for his Final Fantasy addicted friends.
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy: DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi with all your old friends. Also, Kefka trolls everyone.
Dissidia 12: Kain joins with Lightning and a thousand fan art pieces were born.

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Final Fantasy VII.

It would need to be quite a magnet to hold that thing in place.