jurassic world in 6 seconds

… These kids will rule the world.
THAT LAST ONE THO
THEY ARE ONLY IN 1ST GRADEI told Becky she should make her son do these. =D
Goddamn, these kids are sassier than I was XD
THE LAST ONE IS A LINE FROM GOLDEN GIRLS OMG

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
this is the post that made me sign up for tumblr
farx:
Drop The Vase
I…
farx:
DiarrheaChocolate fountain.
The more I look at this, the more I can’t shake the feeling that I need to be throwing rolls of toilet paper, while it sings some bizarre fecal opera……
God I hope that’s actually chocolate.
Someone has been playing too much CBD







