Fun fact, this is a very, very early version of Gordon Freeman. The Gordon we all know and love used to look like this. This model is now known as “Ivan the Space Biker”.
true beauty
this is from when i got blasted back in time to the past because tucker set off that bomb that destroyed the present.
Jack from RT tho. Is this him?
thattwiborg replied to your post: thattwiborg replied to your post: Wait… server is…
I CAN NEVER UNSEE IT!
Now you won’t be able for sure.
YOU MOTHERFRUICKER!
Not my fault you give me ideas.
Twiborg. Please tell me you Photoshoped the fuck out of this picture. Please.
Sorry, but I don’t own the skills to ‘Shop stupidity into text.
*crying over stupidity of some people*
sparkdax replied to your post: This shit should delete the blogs that got infected.
But then only 5% would repopulate tumblr… with INBREEDS! :(How could it be inbreds if none of us are related?
The Internet Incest Act of 1785 of course.
Was that when America broke free and became a real country?
No, it was the same year JFK defeated Mecha Hitler and smashed a crater into the moon.
Now I know you’re lying! JFK didn’t defeat Mecha Hitler. That was Lincoln after he was done hunting Dracula in 1756.
But JFK IS Lincoln. And the year after that, the doctor gave Tesla the idea of pies.
This is news to me. I was informed by the guy down the street that JFK and Lincoln were two different people. It seemed like he knew what he was saying, with the soap box and all that.
Soap box preechers are often right, because they split into two people after World War One back in 1986, which was caused by Germany’s cheating in order to get the high score on Super Mario Bros.
Oh, I’ve heard about that! That is what caused the Great Video Game Depression after the release of the 42nd remake re-release of Call Of Duty: Black Ops.
Speaking of Call of Duty: Black Ops, I believe the game series is about the Second War of 1812 right? I believe Thomas Jefferson was a playable character in British Zombies.
Guys, you are high. Stop.
Define “Real PC”
A non-laptop.
And why you can’t install those games on your laptop?
Because there’s not enough space on it?
Then why not remove a game you already finished playing?
Because I’ve already done that? All of the games on here are some I either play right now or plan on playing again some day.
How come I don’t have such problems on my 140GB HDD.
How the fuck should I know? It’s the same as asking you why I have some many giant programs that I need for school.
Okay. Okay. Calm down, jeez…
Define “Real PC”
A non-laptop.
And why you can’t install those games on your laptop?
Because there’s not enough space on it?
Then why not remove a game you already finished playing?
Because I’ve already done that? All of the games on here are some I either play right now or plan on playing again some day.
How come I don’t have such problems on my 140GB HDD.
Define “Real PC”
A non-laptop.
And why you can’t install those games on your laptop?
Because there’s not enough space on it?
Then why not remove a game you already finished playing?
Define “Real PC”
A non-laptop.
And why you can’t install those games on your laptop?
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: sex on the first date?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?I don’t normally do these but go ahead. Also please put in the question when you pu thte number in my inbox
^^^
no one asked me anything the last time I reblogged this so I’m doing it again!!!Eh. Sure.
Watch as I get embarrassed and delete this in 5 minutes. 8’S
See if I get anything, askskipsy doesn’t have enough followers :P
Reblog because I’m bored
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASEyehaw
