thatcyborgtwilight:

dat-ensayne:

scootatore:

exploding-spook-technique:

Saying i should’ve used “Everypony” instead of Everybody

and 2 bits instead of two cents.

Dafuq

NO+

FUCKING NO

thatcyborgtwilight:

noxyween:

itsspookytoremember:

lotharioslady:

This cat is so happy 

YOU’RE LIKE AN ASSASSIN BUT INSTEAD OF KNIVES YOU USE KITTENS

Kitten Creed: Cathood

20 blades per arm.

thatcyborgtwilight:

pewnypl:

thatcyborgtwilight:

Sweet mother of Thor! Something amazing happened and I went from 61 to 61.

Hey, hey guys? Guys? This is the real Twiborg, so maybe follow him? Because I seriously feel bad for having more followers than him

Stawp.

Noh. Follow. Kthx.

sturmpony:

let’s start saying mitt instead of shit

like ‘wow what a mitthead’

or ‘don’t be such a mittbag’

or ‘that’s a load of mitt’

or ‘I hope someone mitts on your chest’

thatcyborgtwilight:

lunarspooks:

scoutacris:

angriest pokemon game ever

#We’re gonna feel his rage guys  #Touch his rage  #Stroke his rage  #Caress his rage

omF

Show me the rage, give me the rage, precious rage, I want the rage.

thatcyborgtwilight:

iwillfuckingmurderyou:

Because they then turn around and store milk in cartons in room temperature cabinets.

What kind of hypocritical bullshit is that?

I don’t think I live in Europe then. We leave it outside the door, because it keeps the milk cold. Except when winter happens. That shit is tedious.

Seems me neither since I keep milk in a fridge.

thatcyborgtwilight:

mrfreelow:

eatfreshponies:

Sooooooo, I heard your bum doubled as a toaster.

Welp, my oven broke, get over here.

I….I…I don’t know what to say.

I’m just flabbergasted.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA