askkinkiepie:

Stallions and mares of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Cum with us and you will see
This, our town of Cloppaween
This is cloppaween, this is cloppaween
Victims scream in the dead of night
This is Cloppaween, everypony make a scene
Dick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It’s our town, everypony cream
In this town of Cloppaween
I am the one clopping under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one clopping under yours stairs
Dicks like snakes and spiders in my pubic hair
This is Cloppaween, this is Cloppaween
Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween!
In this town we call home
Everypony bend over to Kinkie’s strap-on
In this town, don’t we fuck it now?
Everypony’s waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man clopping in the trash can
Something’s waiting now to pounce, and how you’ll…
Cream! This is Cloppaween
Red ‘n’ black, slimy green
Aren’t you scared?
Well, that’s just fine
Cream it once, Cream it twice
Take a chance and drop your pants
I’ll ride on your moon in the dead of night
Everypony cream, everypony cream
In our town of Cloppaween!
I am the clown with the tear-away dick
Here in a flash and gone without a lick
I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”
I am the cum going through your hair
I am the shadow on your moon at night
Filling your ass to the brim with fright
This is Cloppaween, this is Cloppaween
Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween!
Cloppaween! Cloppaween!
Tender bums everywhere
Rape’s no fun without a good scare
That’s my job, and I’m not clean
In our town of Cloppaween
In this town
Don’t we fuck it now?
Everypony’s waiting for the next surprise
Kinkie Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you cum out of your skin
This is Cloppaween, everypony cream
Wont’ ya please bend over for a very special mare
Our mare jack is Queen of the Cumkin patch
Everypony bend over to the Cumkin Queen now!
This is Cloppaween, this is Cloppaween
Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween! Cloppaween!
In this town we call home
Everypony bend over to Kinkie’s strap on
Clop clop clop clop clop clop

I read it with the music on… and in my head I heard the voices from Nightmare before Christmas singing it……………………………….. I laughed way too hard.

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backintheamazin:

April 1= Starting a Business with Lyra

(( Starting a gang with Carrot Top. O_O What. ))

Forever tied to Princess Luna
FUCK YES

Went to the moon with pinkie pie…… Oh lord…

Banished to Magic Kindergarten with Nightmare Moon…?

I smell a spinoff…

Rock mare?! You’re back!

Married to Diamond Tiara……..

AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Forever tied to Bon Bon

Welp, I’m on Lyra’s shit list.

I want to change my birthday to march 15

How do

Started a buissness with diamond tiara

BIG MAC IS MY CRIME FIGHTING SIDEKICK

FUCK YOU JACKLE <3 

 Switched bodies with Octavia

YUSS I ‘ll FINALLY be ableton make classical

May the 27th - Started a gang with spike.
Let me fix this a little:
May the 2nd & 7th - Started a gangbang with Twilight and DJ P0N3. Much better.

Though being in a gang with Spike would probably be fun, we’d eat gems and steal people’s things and go peeping on Rarity. I’m happy either way I guess.

Switching bodies with Lyra

I guess she’ll be happy to have hands at last
And I’ll just chill with Bon-Bon all day

Works for me

Violated Dr Whooves. Oh my O////O

I-I-I’m m-m-married to Sweetie Belle???…..Well what can I say…I really like her mane. 

((Does that make me a pedo?))

Destroyed Equestria with Derpy Hooves.