Jack Kirby’s My Little Pony, now with more friendship pouches.
Twilight flashes a rude gesture at Spike
Spike is offended, not so much at the gesture itself but at its appropriation by a fingerless creature who cannot even perform it correctlyheh
ponies
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
I’m reblogging myself because THIS IS TOO CUTE.
MAGIKARP’S POKEDEX DESCRIPTIONS HOLY SHIT
It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.
the last one omg
i feel really bad for magikarp now
i dont feel bad this is fucking amazing AHAHAHAH
kankricheckshisprivilegetwice:
brigantes-deactivated20131003:
justice league unlimited — hawk and dove
Oh my god THAT FACE.
This is fucking beautiful oh my god
this is jess
strong girl
After a few seconds of uncertainity the pegasus reaches his hoo and grabs the talon. He is however still shaken from all this.
The griffon lifts the stallion back up on his hooves. “There is nothing dangerous out there.” He says with an friendly smile. “It was just a joke.”
He stands on his hooves and looks at the griffon, with a rather unamused face “Yeah, a joke… that nearly gave me a heart attack”
His breathing gets much heavier, tears showing in his eyes, the pupils itself etting smaller and smaller as that talon gets near him, eventually closing his eyes then…… Nothing happens? Was it painless? No… he is still breathing. The pegasus opens his eyes just to see a smile on that damn griffon, then a laugh… He doesn’t say anything, the entire event only strengthens his opinion that all griffons are jerks.
With a friendly smile on his face. “Come let me help you.” The griffon hands the stallion his talon.
After a few seconds of uncertainity the pegasus reaches his hoo and grabs the talon. He is however still shaken from all this.
A quiet meep is all that can be heard, as the stallion tries to move away from the griffon. In the end he trips and lands on his rump, which forces his head up, looking at the griffon, pure fear clearly visible in his eyes.
The eyes focus the stallion like a lion focusing his prey. He lifts his left talon and dashes it towards the stallion, just before it hits the head of the stallion he stops. You can see a smile on his beak and after some seconds the griffon bursts out laughing. “Bwahahaha! You should see the look on your face, priceless!”
His breathing gets much heavier, tears showing in his eyes, the pupils itself etting smaller and smaller as that talon gets near him, eventually closing his eyes then…… Nothing happens? Was it painless? No… he is still breathing. The pegasus opens his eyes just to see a smile on that damn griffon, then a laugh… He doesn’t say anything, the entire event only strengthens his opinion that all griffons are jerks.
From his hiding spot the pegasus notices the irritated look on the griffon’s face. He didn’t hide quick enough it seems. With a gulp he walks out and speaks, in a rather nervous voice “Um.. Hello there. I’m sorry for… that, kinda got scared” He hangs his head low, clearly afraid of the griffon.
He looks down to the clearly afraid stallion and smiles a bit, than his face looks more serious. “You should be scared, here as murderer, all of his victims have a open throat caused by a sharp object like a knife or a talon and all of them were pegasi stallions just like you.”
A quiet meep is all that can be heard, as the stallion tries to move away from the griffon. In the end he trips and lands on his rump, which forces his head up, looking at the griffon, pure fear clearly visible in his eyes.
greif-the-griffon started following you
“Oh, a griff-…… MEEP!” The stallion then quickly hides, trying to be unseen.
With an irritated look on his face, he watches the stallion hiding. ‘What a strange Pegasus.’ He thinks to himself.
From his hiding spot the pegasus notices the irritated look on the griffon’s face. He didn’t hide quick enough it seems. With a gulp he walks out and speaks, in a rather nervous voice “Um.. Hello there. I’m sorry for… that, kinda got scared” He hangs his head low, clearly afraid of the griffon.
