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ccin:

gikima:
babby pone
oooooomg

radicalace:

roro L money is sick and tired of everyone’s bullshit

soundoflonesomeness:

ponybedroomeyes:
From “Spike at Your Service.”

maimface:

thebattlefrontier:
therandomeer:
rhydonmyhardon:
catbountry:
foxdanse:
medody:
burgh-alicious:
kharnzarro:
…bidoof is a dragon now?
#it’s about fucking time
bidoof is my favourite dragon
ｂｅｈｏｌｄ
And you motherfuckers laughed at him…
all hail lord bidoof
I knew he’d reach his true potential eventually.
someone should draw a dragon bidoof
i’m waiting
Am I even the first, I hope so, I’m probably not. Hello internet, hi.
and the bigger version

god damn it

sturmtruppen:

arborverse:
carcinotesticle:
an internet friend asked me to play minecraft with him today and i couldnt pass up the chance to maybe start a matespritship with him since weve known each other for a pretty long time and i have tons of spare money to spend since christmas so i bought minecraft and i have to just say
holy fuck the creator of this game, notched? he copied homestuck SO HARD. you get put into a random world that just sprawls forever and has puzzles to solve in the deserts and the jungles and you have to build yourself higher and higher? thats exactly like homestuck dont even kid yourself. i swear originality is dead in this world thats for sure.
I swear to fucking god I am 1,749,475,639,503,483,262,949% done with people on this website.
it’s a joke arbor

karzlr:

Pike and Airity by *Karzahnii
Very insignificant new episode spoilers.

stfufauxminists:

elizabitchtaylor:
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
Oh my god can I marry the OP.

What to do when confronted by a white person:

catbountry:

Do not attempt to look them in the eye. White people see eye contact as a sign of aggression and will actively oppress you should you make eye contact.
Stay completely still. White people, like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, have visual acuity based solely on movement.
If this fails and the white person attempts to engage you in conversation (i.e., “Hello!” or “Good morning!”), it is a trap. Responding to this seemingly harmless salutation is an invitation for them to rape you, feed off of your life energy and/or steal your precious spoons. Instead respond by hurling obscenities at them. Feel free to yank out your own hair or throw your own feces at them as well.
Remember, white people are completely incapable of feeling emotions. If they react by seemingly becoming angry or upset, disregard their petty crocodile tears and instead lunge towards them and rip off their powermask, revealing their hideous reptilian faces for all the world to see! In the off chance that this mask cannot be removed, stab them in the neck a few times, as that is where their gills are hidden.
Dispose of the body by lighting on fire outside of one of their cherished white, hetero, cis-gendered institutions, such as a Cracker Barrel or an Urban Outfitters. This will send a message to their hideous Hive Queen.
Congratulations! You now know the steps to delaying your horrific and inevitable oppression.
Next week, we’ll discuss how to tell if your PoC friends are secretly white-identifying. Be careful out there, warriors!