I need this for reasons.
No but think about it. Right before sleeping you have an awesome idea for a fanfiction: Just write it on your bed sheets!
And the next morning when your mom wakes you up you’re covered in porn.^^^^^^^
I want this, but because I know my friends, it would constantly be covered in dicks…I’d have a dick bed… TAKE MY MONEY!
I’d be more worried of dick-friends drawing on it with permanent, non washable markers.
